July 2012
I feel like Smartfood popcorn stops being smart once you consume an entire bag…
cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips:
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
so would saving weeniehutgenitals as a url be a ridiculous decision or…?
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There is a Twitter called @repubgirlprobz. It is about Republican girl probz.
samdroid:
fishcarcass:
auldrantbound:
A+ tags to surf through if you’re craving secondhand embarrassment:
#fuck the mainstream
#follow for follow
#i hate girls
#i hate boys
#first time high
#first time drinking
Also:
#that awkward moment
#I hate my mom
#u mad
But the crowning achievement:
#hipster
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Benjamin Cumberbatch
Anonymous asked: Why do you always answer the ethnicity question with half Japanese? That's only half of your ethnicity...
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“He won’t die!” Bran screamed at him.
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Next year I’m going to VidCon. That is my goal.
iwillalwayslovethefool:
Friendly reminder that bacteria are having sex on your skin
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Anonymous asked: What's your ethnicity?
Sherlock series 2 is on iTunes. This is a beautiful thing.
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June 2012
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Had a dream I was having an arranged marriage to a prince. I’ve been watching too much Avatar…
Benjamin Cumberbatch isn’t ugly.
– John Green (via some-sort-of-time-machine)
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I would like for Sebastian to sing “Payphone” some time during the next season of Glee.
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I don’t know what it is about Benedict Cumberbatch’s face but it’s just so strange and beautiful and just alsdkjfdlzjkf
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But there she is, and I am watching her through the Plexiglas, and she looks...
– John Green (via ammster)
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thirteen year old girl makes video about how she hates when people confuse “your” and “you’re”
uses wrong “you’re” in the comments
boomruessted:
why do people make me nervous
even over the internet
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Foster the People were fucking insane. At the end, Pumped Up Kicks basically turned into a rave and it was awesome.
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Not checking who the opening band for Foster the People was and then being pleasantly surprised when Kimbra appeared.
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I’M AT A PAYPHONEEE
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hazykc asked: Hey John wore your shirt on the main stage and then mentioned you during the nerdfighter meetup. Omg You're so famous
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Anonymous asked: As the summer goes on do you feel less lonely
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“the dragon is not mocked” shut the fuck up viserys
Anonymous asked: would you letg a man take u from behind
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jfc if I hear Visery’s refer to himself as “the dragon” one more time
Anonymous asked: wow are you high rite now
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So I bought some new shoes to play tennis in and for some reason I’m slightly obsessed with them. They’re like light turquoise with tennis ball yellow trim and they’re SO COOL.
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sexwithdemilovato replied to your post: I JUST ACCIDENTALLY KILLED MY CAT IN MINECRAFT AND…
YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT MINECRAFT FIRST I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK.
whendidrealitybecometv:
jayg4tsby:
I JUST ACCIDENTALLY KILLED MY CAT IN MINECRAFT AND I AM VERY UPSET YOU GUYS
WAIT. Stop. You can have cats in Minecraft?!? How have I not figured this out already?! Do you make them or find them or…?
Yeah, they have them in the jungle! Here’s the wiki: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Ocelot
I blame it on the fact that Kaitlin and Cyrus were supposed to come over like an hour ago and still aren’t here. THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED.
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I JUST ACCIDENTALLY KILLED MY CAT IN MINECRAFT AND I AM VERY UPSET YOU GUYS
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THIS CAN ONLY GO WELL!
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Every time I stand up I feel lightheaded…good sign, bad sign?
he’s probably reporting me on YouTube now
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Lol it’s hilarious how mad I can make my brother by not responding to anything he says
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“Who’s Zuko?”
“Oh just some angry freak with a ponytail who somehow manages to track us all over the world.”
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Fuck yes, Toph is finally here.
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Azula is a fucking demon.
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Watching the nerdfighter on Britain’s Got Talent and crying. So fantastic.
You don’t realize how many vloggers you follow on twitter until Vidcon…