June 2012
just when I thought this guy’s blog couldn’t get any douchier an owl city song started playing
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Honestly, I’ve never really understood the concept of respecting someone simply because they’re older than you. I mean, I try to respect people in general. I have a lot of respect for anyone who is a genuinely good human being. But I don’t like the idea of being forced to respect someone. I don’t think respect is something that should be given simply because someone has...
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mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
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Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
“Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed...”
– Unknown (via areyouhappyenough)
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Anonymous asked: Ugh don't talk to me about consuming twinkies! :/ I was randomly given one today but I gave it away.. Anything planned for the weekend?
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Anonymous asked: Awesome! Your Vlogs are really entertaining "] Looking forward to seeing it :) & Hostess-y stuff doesn't sound all that fun :( Unless it involves you making twinkies....
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I just opened tumblr to find that my brother’s friend posted a picture of his ass on my blog…so basically an average friday
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Anonymous asked: Yes! haha What are you up to today?
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Anonymous asked: I only asked because I thought it would be funny
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Anonymous asked: Pic or it didn't happen
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Literally walking around in my underwear because no one’s home and I never get to do things like this.
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I’m at Barnes and Noble and I’m starting to get really into Game of Thrones. This pleases me.
Anonymous asked: cool reply to my compliment
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awkwardmoose:
You’re dating a whore & I gave your cousin a handjob.
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I want to read Watchmen and V for Vendetta but I don’t know a lot about either series. Can somebody tell me which would be best to read first?
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Anonymous asked: Smile big Marina. The world could use some more warmth.
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guise I finally finished The Giver!
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oh look it’s that time of year again when marina has an insane urge to put streaks of colorful dye in her hair
I have 2012 unread emails why am I so excited about this
Advertising Threat
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Reporter: So, why do you write these strong female characters?
Joss Whedon: Because you're still asking me that question.
There are like six things that I want to do right now and I want to do them all but I just can’t decide. I mean should I make a video or figure out fake photoshop or try to come up with t-shirt designs or watch the new Workaholics or what. Just what even.
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Anonymous asked: tumblr must have some wealthy investors considering the way they're giving away free stuff at tumblrmarketing(.)com did you do it yet?
May 2012
I'm reading through old texts and laughing
“I want to talk to you all the time it’s just ridiculous” *never talks to again*
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Like not even gonna lie, things haven’t been half bad lately.
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CAN’T STAND IT I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
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I’m going to be a tennis professional and I finally watched Bridesmaids. Those are the new developments in my life.
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