i’m gonna randomly select three names and these three people will get liposuction
This is a really cool thing someone did and I’m freaking out.
Party at Gatsby's on Wanelo
Remind me never to be halfway clever again because twenty other people will reproduce it almost identically (and sometimes actually identically.)
I PROMISE I AM REALLY NICE AND I WON’T BOTHER YOU OR TRASH YOUR PLACE.
DO YOU NEED A ROOMIE? PICK ME PLEASE.
This is me and Captain America. CAN I PLEASE BE YOUR ROOMMATE?
This is Sadie.
She’s one of my bestest friends and is super nice.
LIVE WITH HER
Now featuring testimonials by Laurel and Keri
HEY GUYS IF YOU NEED A ROOMMATE IN LA SADIE IS YOUR GIRL
People exhaust me. But I like to think they’re worth it
the one thing on this website that makes me laugh every fucking time i see it
GOING TO SLEEP NOW WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT JOHN AND/OR HANK ENJOY MY CONTENT OK YES