IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN.

billfuckinghader:

i’m gonna randomly select three names and these three people will get liposuction

uH

STANLEY

PHYLLIS

KEVIN

(via jimhalpert)

This is a really cool thing someone did and I’m freaking out.

Party at Gatsby's on Wanelo

Remind me never to be halfway clever again because twenty other people will reproduce it almost identically (and sometimes actually identically.) 

shadesofsky:

utterlybanjaxed:

shadesofsky:

tiny-jewish-santa:

If any friends in south LA have room to rent for the summer, please contact Sadie ASAP because her living arrangements just fell through!

 

I PROMISE I AM REALLY NICE AND I WON’T BOTHER YOU OR TRASH YOUR PLACE.

DO YOU NEED A ROOMIE? PICK ME PLEASE.

This is me and Captain America. CAN I PLEASE BE YOUR ROOMMATE?

This is Sadie.

She’s one of my bestest friends and is super nice.

LIVE WITH HER

Now featuring testimonials by Laurel and Keri

HEY GUYS IF YOU NEED A ROOMMATE IN LA SADIE IS YOUR GIRL

People exhaust me. But I like to think they’re worth it

(Source: dundermifflinscranton)

great gatsby deleted scene nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate

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iventuredfromminecraftia:

the one thing on this website that makes me laugh every fucking time i see it

(Source: applepiesfromscratch, via shittyteenyears)

GOING TO SLEEP NOW WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT JOHN AND/OR HANK ENJOY MY CONTENT OK YES

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(Source: wouldyoulikeajellybaby63, via jesusschristthatsapretttyface)

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dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

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